Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Statue in the Harbor




The interior of the pedestal of our lady liberty contains a bronze plaque inscribed with the poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus.


It has never been engraved on the exterior of the pedestal, despite such depictions in editorial cartoons.


Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall standA mighty woman with a torch,

whose flameIs the imprisoned lightning,

and her nameMother of Exiles.

From her beacon-handGlows world-wide welcome;

her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she With silent lips.

"Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"



~~Jah Bless

Monday, October 8, 2007

Boyle's Law of Hell



I came across this and enjoyed it...Maybe you will too....



Hell: exothermic or endothermic?
(gives off heat or absorbs heat)?

Most of the students write proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

pV=k

One student, however, noted the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that nearly all souls must go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Nicole Williams during my Freshman year : "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"...

... and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being...... which explains why, last night, Nicole kept shouting "Oh my God....Oh my God...I'm in Heaven ...this is amazing!!!"
~~Jah Bless

Friday, October 5, 2007

George Orwell Wounded by a Fascist Sniper




We all love Orwell. He was an orator to say the least. I find his descriptive style makes his account of this event riveting... so today I'll let him write....

~~Jah Bless


George Orwell Wounded by a Fascist Sniper -- 20 May 1937 -- By George Orwell



I have been about ten days at the front when it happened. The whole experience of being hit by a bullet is very interesting and I think it is worth describing in detail.

It was at the corner of the parapet, at five o'clock in the morning. This was always a dangerous time, because we had the dawn at our backs, and if you stuck your head above the parapet it was clearly outlined against the sky. I was talking to the sentries preparatory to changing the guard. Suddenly, in the very middle of saying something, I felt -- it is very hard to describe what I felt, though I remember it with the utmost vividness.

Roughly speaking it was the sensation of being at the center of an explosion. There seemed to be a loud bang and a blinding flash of light all around me, and I felt a tremendous shock - no pain, only a violent shock, such as you get from an electric terminal; with it a sense of utter weakness, a feeling of being stricken and shriveled up to nothing. The sandbags in front of me receded into immense distance. I fancy you would feel much the same if you were struck by lightning. I knew immediately that I was hit, but because of the seeming bang and flash I thought it was a rifle nearby that had gone off accidentally and shot me. All this happened in a space of time much less than a second. The next moment my knees crumpled up and I was falling, my head hitting the ground with a violent bang which, to my relief, did not hurt. I had a numb, dazed feeling, a consciousness of being very badly hurt, but no pain in the ordinary sense.
The American sentry I had been talking to had started forward. 'Gosh! Are you hit!' People gathered round. There was the usual fuss - 'Lift him up! Where's he hit? Get his shirt open!' etc., etc. The American called for a knife to cut my shirt open. I knew that there was one in my pocket and tried to get it open, but discovered that my right arm was paralyzed. Not being in pain, I felt a vague satisfaction. This ought to please my wife, I thought; she had always wanted me to be wounded, which would save me from being killed when the great battle came. It was only now that it occurred to me to wonder where I was hit, and how badly; I could feel nothing, but I was conscious that the bullet had struck me somewhere in the front of my body. When I tried to speak I found that I had no voice, only a faint squeak, but at the second attempt I managed to ask where I was hit. In the throat, they said, Harry Webb, our stretcher-bearer, had brought a bandage and one of the little bottles they gave us for field-dressings. As they lifted me up a lot of blood poured out of my mouth, and I heard a Spaniard behind me say that the bullet had gone clear through my neck. I felt the alcohol, which at ordinary times would sting like the devil, splash on the wound as a pleasant coolness.

They laid me down again while somebody fetched a stretcher. As soon as I knew that the bullet had gone clean through my neck I took it for granted I was done for. I had never heard of a man an animal getting a bullet through the middle of the neck and surviving it. The blood was dribbling out of the corner of my mouth. "The artery's gone," I thought. I wondered how long you last when your carotid artery is cut; not many minutes, presumably. Everything was very blurry. There must have been about two minutes during which I assumed I was killed. And that too was interesting -- I mean it is interesting to know what your thoughts would be at such a time. My first thought, conventionally enough, was for my wife. My second was violent resentment at having to leave this world which, when all is said and done, s me so well. I had time to feel this very vividly. The stupid mischance infuriated me. The meaninglessness of it! To be bumped off, not even in battle, but in this stale corner of the trenches, thanks to a moment's carelessness! I thought, too, of the man who had shot me -- wondered what he was like, whether he was a Spaniard or foreigner, whether he knew he had got me, and so forth. I could not feel any resentment against him. I reflected that as he was a Fascist I would have killed him if I could, but that if he had been taken prisioner and brought before me at this moment I would merely have congratulated him on his good shooting. It may be, though, that if you were really dying your thoughts would be quite different.
They had just got me on to the stretcher when my paralyzed right arm came to life and began hurting damnably. At the time I imagined that I must have broken it in falling; but the pain reassured me, for I knew that your sensations do not become more acute when you are dying. I began to feel more normal and to be sorry for the four poor devils who were sweating and slithering with the stretcher on their shoulders. It was a mile and a half to the ambulance, and vile going, over lumpy, slippery tracks. I knew what a sweat it was, having helped to carry a wounded man down a day or two earlier. The leaves of the silver poplars which, in places, finger our trenches brushed against my face; I thought what a good thing it was to be alive in a world where silver poplars grow. But all the while the pain in my arm was diabolical, making me swear and then try not to swear, because every time I breathed too hard the blood bubbled out of my mouth....


Britain's Own "Big Brother" Eyed Orwell
Associated Press WriterLONDON Sep 3, 2007 (AP)

George Orwell's left-wing views and bohemian clothes led British police to label him a communist but the MI5 spy agency stepped in to correct that view, the writer's newly released security file reveals.

The secret file that MI5 kept on the author from 1929 until his death in 1950 is being declassified Tuesday by the National Archives.

It reveals that in contrast to the fictional "Big Brother," the cruel and all-seeing secret police of Orwell's classic "1984," MI5 took a surprisingly benign view of the writer.

Orwell savaged the totalitarianism of Stalin's Russia in "Animal Farm" and "1984." But he was also a socialist who railed against inequality in earlier works such as "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier."

The documents show Orwell whose real name was Eric Arthur Blair attracted the attention of police in 1936 for alleged "communist activities in Wigan." Then 33, he had gone to the mining town to research a book about working-class life in northern England.

MI5 had already been watching Orwell since 1929, when he was a struggling journalist in Paris, attempting to write for left-wing publications.

In 1942, Orwell drew police interest again while working for the Indian service of the British Broadcasting Corp. A report by a sergeant named Ewing of Special Branch, the British police intelligence wing, said Orwell had "advanced communist views, and several of his Indian friends say they have often seen him at communist meetings."

"He dresses in a bohemian fashion both at his office and in his leisure hours," police noted.

The file shows that MI5 took no action against Orwell over Ewing's report. In a note, an MI5 officer named W. Ogilvie reveals that he phoned Special Branch to ask why Ewing had described Orwell as having "advanced Communist views."

A police inspector replied that the sergeant felt Orwell was an "unorthodox communist."

"I gathered that the good Sergeant was rather at a loss as to how he could describe this rather individual line," Ogilvie wrote. "It is evident from his recent writings ... that he does not hold with the Communist Party nor they with him," he added.

The Special Branch files on Orwell were released by the archives in 2005. MI5's response had been secret until now. It was declassified as part of a phased release of MI5 files under the Freedom of Information Act, which was passed in 2005.
Other documents in the file reveal MI5 did not consider Orwell a security risk. In 1943, it was asked whether Orwell should be accredited as a journalist with Allied armed forces headquarters. "The Security Service have records of this man, but raise no objection to his appointment," was the reply.

A year earlier MI5 had approved Orwell's wife Eileen as suitable for employment with the Ministry of Food.
Despite his lifelong socialist views, in 1949, a year before his death at 46, Orwell gave the government a list of people he thought were Stalinist sympathizers or "fellow travelers."

The declassified file includes photographs, Orwell's passport application and a 1936 Special Branch summary of his career, which began conventionally education at the elite Eton College and service as a colonial police officer in Burma before taking a radical turn.

Special Branch notes that he "eked out a precarious living" as a freelance journalist and moved to France to research "Down and Out in London and Paris."

The last entry in the file notes simply that "George Orwell ... died on the 21st January 1950."

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/releases/2007/september/communists.htm?homepage=releases

~~Jah Bless


Thursday, October 4, 2007

...But Strangely I Love the Odds...


...I take a splash of Patrone to get my throat wet...I don't need a lime...come to think of it... put a splash of Bacardi Limon on top of there for me kid...


.....While I stare at life through these gem crusted, rose colored, Polo glasses, I stop with a new plan. A sudden rejuvenation & reorganization, another time for life re-evaluation….


… Life's reloaded & relocatatin'. ...The focus has changed, but the aim is the same and the dream remains. I stayed true to the game...and I'm my time to reign....


…A new view, new scene, & a new situation. ...I'm older now. There's a distortion of time.

….I've lived life on the fringes. Heard every last line... I've seen life on the streets...it's the same every time ...Questioning how hard can one fall? & how hard is the rise?...But it's not the road taken. Important is the drive.......In this life you get no support... lucky just to catch a flash of inspiration.

...Loaded up with a crew...headin' on vacation....Fired up on the coast. Getting into these girls and this dope. Seein' life double...through the hairs of my scope. On my search for a new intoxication...

….I didn't come here for nothing; I've been put here for a reason. I need the yacht & the jewels...need floor seats for the season. These homes and watches, We can’t let anything stop this.......We're ridin' high on life, top-down, in the Gucci trimmed, chrome laced Maserati, ...my wheel man slows down, but hardly... as we fly passed, high on grass, I'm blinded by paparazzi....


…..Dressed all in powder blue...I'm makin' these power moves...runway models or business models...tell me how does a man choose?...Empty Belvedere bottles, sippin' a potion of booze, splashed with pineapple juice…. Swisher Sweet puffin', tell me how can I lose??

...Look at these fools...wearin' fake alligator shoes... outta cash, outta game, outta time...just move....With my foot on the gas, a young pride of ladies with ass... we cruise slowly past. The wind blows through my hair, blunt smoke in the air...... One more wind blown breath of fresh motivation….and we keep rollin'…and rollin’….and rollin’….and…….
~~Jah Bless

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Shea Is Burning!


Shea is Burning…

…It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you." -John Malkovich in Rounders

….So another year of what used to be called America’s pastime has passed the time and now moves into the playoffs. As in most team sports, playoff time is the most exciting part of the year. A season within a season if you will…a build up of what could be and what if…..of what should have been and what can possibly be or what will be FOR SURE NEXT YEAR….
…The Lead up… The Rockies, then the Padres.
Then the Rockies again, and then…no… the Padres.
No wait, the Rockies...…
…..The Phillies are definitely playing the Rockies in the National League Division Series. The Playoffs start today and as determined after a thrilling back-and-forth Monday night Wild Card tiebreaker game at Coors Field. Colorado defeated San Diego in a see-saw battle, 9-8, to earn a spot in the postseason….
…If you didn’t see it, it was very exciting, having every thing on the line, one game to take it all… I went to bed thinking it could be anybody’s game. I turned in after San Diego scored two runs in the top of the 13th inning (of a 9 inning game!); only to see Colorado scored three in the bottom half to tie it back up. "I was tired; it was a west coast night game in extra innings & was about 4 A.M. in New York, so I figured I'd find out what happened in the morning….
… So my smokin’ hot girlfriend just out of the shower early on Tuesday morning, naked but dry, and showed me the morning sports page (A Beautiful Sight) saying, 'You're not going to believe this!”…
. ...First off, if you’re a sports fan and never have been with a woman who is into sports, you’re missing out big time…It’s great…They understand what sports is all about and will rarely give you a hard time for the left over debris from you fanaticism…
….Now, I you can find a woman who can watch a baseball game on T.V. and not get bored, That we call a keeper my friend…
….There is was on the front page…I fell asleep and missed the best ending to a MLB regular season in memory…Rockies Todd Helton, the former Tennessee Volunteers football quarterback, huddled his teammates. Trevor Hoffman hurling in the bottom of the inning…. He told them a few things and after a double, a triple, and a sac fly to win it, a post-game shower of champagne and beer sent the Rockies to the playoffs and touched off bedlam from a sellout crowd of 48,404......The majors are reporting record attendance records this year….Which raises the question: Did Bonds,’ McGwire’s, and Sosa’s use of the juice really hurt baseball?? Last I saw baseball was dying after a labor strike in 1994 and the ever growing popularity of the National Football League. The boys get on the HGH and the juice and start hitting 7 million homeruns a year and the crowds are back. Back and in record droves at that…..Looks like that cheating saved baseball Mr. Commissioner….

I regress….So if you don’t like baseball; play-off time is the perfect time for you to get aboard…
….I won’t be watching…
…O.K…. I’m lying…I’ll watch.


…..When you grow up watching Baseball, you watch the playoffs. I will not however be watching my beloved NY Mets in the playoffs. Mostly because they don’t deserve to be there. No major league team had owned a lead of seven games or more with 17 to play and failed to finish in first place. New York, which had that margin on Sept. 12, matched the largest lead blown in September. The 1938 Pittsburgh Pirates and 1934 New York Giants also led by seven games in the final month only to tailspin. Philadelphia swept a three-game series at Shea Stadium from Sept. 14-16 - giving the Phillies wins in the final eight meetings between the teams this year. That started a slide the Mets never recovered from. Doomed by inadequate starting pitching and a leaky, exhausted bullpen, New York lost 12 of its last 17 games, committing 21 errors in the process. Luis Castillo struck out to end New York's latest lackluster defeat against a second-division club, prompting the last round of boos at Shea Stadium this year.…Moments later, the final in Philadelphia was posted on the out-of-town scoreboard and Mets fans filed for the exits, quietly muttering to themselves.
It was one of the darkest days for a franchise that prided itself on late-season comebacks in 1969, 1973 and in the 1986 World Series against Boston. Last year, the Mets advanced to Game 7 of the NL championship series before losing 3-1 to St. Louis. Beltran struck out with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth inning, a sudden end to a thrilling season.
.......This time, the pain was drawn out over 2 1/2 weeks of wretched play - and the finale was a wash from the first inning on….But I knew they wouldn’t be there. …Every Mets fan knew it. Oh sure on the outside all fans will show the world the confidence in their teams chances but deep inside, every Met fan knows that the bigger they are, the harder they fall and the better the Mets look, the worse the October heart break will inevitably be. But this is the mark of a true fan…I mean its easy to root for the Yankees who win every year…But a true stand by your squad fan is there cheering and hoping, even when they know for sure their team will blow it in the end... Our one saving grace is the fact that our regular season collapse wasn’t viewed by nearly as many home T.V. spectators as the ass kicking we’d have been dealt in the playoffs would have been & THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR! Hey at least The Mets are the Mets and not the Cubs. They are in the playoffs but will disappoint their fans soon enough as they always do….
…I think I see Steve Bartman walking a Billy goat through the Wrigley Field parking lot….So for our Mets; it’s off to the golf courses for the winter. Do they have golf courses in Central America? Plenty of time for the front office in Flushing Meadows to find some washed up former gold glove all-stars to overpay before next season starts…

Jah Bless

Saturday, September 29, 2007

"Put the Bunny in the Basket & Go!!!"


Well...after a brief visit to Wikpedia's entry on "blogs," my initial game plan, of eloquently describing how this venture was going to be so different from every other thread on the web, quickly fell apart. Observe:

~Blog
from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

“Blogger” redirects here. For the blog publishing system, see Blogger (service).For other uses, see Blog (disambiguation).

A blog (a portmanteau of web log) is a website where entries are written in chronological order and commonly displayed in reverse chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog. Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject such as food, politics, or local news; others function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability for readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of many blogs. Most blogs are primarily textual, although some focus on art (artlog), photographs (photoblog), sketchblog, videos (vlog), music (MP3 blog), audio (podcasting) or sexual topics (Adult blog), and are part of a wider network of social media. Micro-blogging is another type of blogging which consists of blogs with very short posts.

...Since this covers just about everything a person could post...I guess there is no such thing as a rogue blogger. From what I read the word blog is actually a retardation of the term web-log. “Blog” was first coined by Peter Merholz, who jokingly broke the word weblog into the phrase we blog in the sidebar of his blog Peterme.com in April or May of 1999. This was quickly adopted as both a noun and verb…and poof…blogging was born…or at least named...
…If you really want to know how it started it went like this…what?…you don’t…well I didn’t think you wanted to know that anyway…
...Right…So for my purposes we’re going to call Merholz the worlds first and original Blogger…I mean, the man joked on his website, by breaking the world web-log into we-blog…that shit is pretty fuckin’ funny man. So in my quest to figure out what this useless diatribe would be & where it should go, I figure who better to look up to than Peter Merholz…? Surely he can guide me...
….NEW TAB...TYPE…w-w-w-.-p-e-t-e-r-m-e-.-c-o-m…What the fuck is this?

2007-09-18 From Peterme.com
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I’ve been making a list of Canadian things Adaptive Path loves (which are mostly things *I* love about Canada ):

maple syrup

Mounties
Terry Fox
Nanaimo bars
butter tarts (without raisins)
poutine from Le Banquise in Montreal
Bob and Doug McKenzie
gay marriage
single-payer health care
Broken Social Scene, The New Pornographers animated shorts (particularly “The Big Snit” and “The Sweater”)
dressing as if you could go hiking or canoeing at any moment
Marshall McLuhan
politeness
Steve Nash
the theme song to “The Littlest Hobo”
early David Cronenberg films
“The Sweet Hereafter”
saying “process” and “project” with long “o”s, but “produce” with a short “o”

~Banff

My…My…It is certainly great to see that this man is on the cutting edge of digital commentary today! I mean you wanted some guidance and guidance you have received my friend! The world’s first blog hasn’t been updated in 11 almost 12 days now and it’s not because the author has no new content. It’s surely because of the great importance of the current message to the world…
...Canadian food...
...though generally thought of as lack luster in style and technique, does have some small but valued followers within the gay Mounties and animation communities… mostly but not limited to geographical Canada…and there’s a workshop coming where you can meet them….
... Thanks for the inspiration Pete. I guess today I’ve learned that there’s no way to know for sure where this will go or what I should do with this blogspot…
...So I guess I’ll aim for the stars and try to raise the bar for us all… hey if I miss and fall short, the worst you’ll get can't be too much worst than Peterme.com and I can perhaps one day be listed on Wikpedia too…

Jah Bless